Have you experienced partial time regression.
or
Do you know what happened in Arkansas in the early 80's.
Top 14 signs you are a geek or net addict...
14. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
13. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is, "Hi, what's your URL?"
12. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
11. You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.
10. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
9. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
8. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications."
7. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server."
6. Your bookmarks take 15 minutes to scroll down.
5. You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading".
4. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
3. As your car crashes, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button
2. You start sending multimedia love letters.
1. You forget the real thing and only believe in virtual sex....