stardust
Stargazer
Self description
Hmmm, now this’ll be hard. Well I always like to say that I’m the confused product of a liberal education and a conservative upbringing, who thinks its right for everybody to do everything and wrong for me to do anything. And what else, I’m a little weird I guess. (okee, okee a lot weird), BUT I’m very intelligent, (did I tell I hate braggarts?) anyway, just to give u some idea on how smart I am, (if anybody hasn’t got anything better to do than read this), lemme just say, I’M SUPERIOR TO U IN EVERYWAY, HOW’S THAT?
Wish list
1. Acquire the key to the secret of life
2. Gain some maturity (finally)
3. Do my Ph.D. (inshallah) (try to elevate myself from being a geek to a nerd at last)
4. Become a professor (so people will finally give me the respect I deserve!!!)
5. become a Muslim nun (I hear that there is no such thing, I can always improvise, I guess!)
6. And if there’s no way out & I do have to marry someone from mars, I sincerely hope he will be deaf & dumb and I can pretend to be blind I guess cause, as somebody famous once said the best marriages are between a blind wife & a deaf husband!!)
7. My fantasy is to travel in Europe for at least a year ALONE, cause as we girls all know boys can be quite a PIA (pain in the ass)(no offense! u guys can’ help it I’m sure)
8. I want to at least once in my life wear a chiffon saree and dance in the snow cause I really wanna know how they do it in Hindi movies.
9.I wish my Willie boy (Shakespeare, peace be upon him) was alive so I could marry him in person as I’ve done in my dreams. (By the way Shahrukh is my boyfriend, yes Ino I’m very versatile)
10. Last but not least I wanna have at least 8 kids (inshallah) cause I've already decided their names (well, the boy’s names at least, the girls he can decide. I’ll give him some options to choose from!)
11. I wish I could marry a chef, so I wouldn’t have to cook!
I like/love etc…
1. I LOVE to read and read and read and read…(get my drift?)
2. I love all things STARS, (I love to talk to them, they’re my best friends)
3. I loooooove babies, cute little angels, wish I could have them without the pain of obtaining a husband, but alas!
4. I love music, my choices r not limited or specific, any good music will do BUT if u think Govinda music is good, well, don’t bother sharing ur thoughts on the subject.
5. I love getting wet in the rain, and stroll during snow flurries when the world is white and pure & gazing up at star kissed nights.
6. I love watching BOOK TV (yeah I know I need to get a life!)
7. I love getting under the blanket and watch romantic comedies when it rains. (no no trust me it ain’t romantic wait till u hear the movies’ names )
8. I love food, like music I’m not specific any goodies will do ESPECIALLY someone else cooks it!
9. Nahhh I love cooking but I don’t expect others to appreciate my efforts cause when I do I always get disappointed. Ha ha ha!
10. I love watching sports, whether I understand it or not and if it has cute players, all the better. (cricket fan)
Turn on
1. kindness
2. sensitivity
3. intelligence
4. sports cars
5. ice cream, candy
6. And of course GOOD LOOKS! (Just kidding!)
7. kinkiness (reading Romeo and juliet on my wedding night)
8. babies smile or laughter either does the trick!
9. Good book, poetry, sonnets, music, coffee= Barnes & Noble duhhhhh!
10. And what else? BOYZZZZ (just to let u know I’m not a u know what iz all!)
Turn off
1. ignorance
2. braggarts/show offs
3. chauvinism
4. gossip
5. talking about jewelry and spouses income at parties
6. cell phones in class rooms
7. nail polish on a guy’s hands
8. Pungent smell, especially body odors!
9. If someone maligns loved ones as in my husband, Shakespeare or bf ,shahrukh, it hurts my feelings
10. Guys who whine
Fav. Movies
Too many to list, just to name a few
1. Ever after
2. Return to me
3. Meet the parents
4. Masoom
5. Ijazat
6. DDLJ
7. Harano shur
8. Uncorked
9. Oceans eleven and so on…
OK NOW I DON’T WANNA OPEN MY PANDORA’S BOX AND UNLEASH ALL MY SECRETS, SO IF U DON’T KNOW ME, WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? THERE’S NO ACCOUNTING FOR PEOPLE’S BAD TASTE! BUT PLZ NOTE THAT IF ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK 2 ME BEAR IN MIND THAT I ONLY TALK TO PPL WHO HAS LESSER PROBLEMS IN LIFE THAN I DO SO IF UR A LOOSER GET A LIFE, DON’T WHINE 2 ME CAUSE IF I NEEDED THAT I CAN JUST WATCH SOAP OPERAS NOW COULDN’T’ I? BUT IF U WANT ME 2 PRAY 4 UR SOUL THAT COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED, SO PLZ FEEL FREE TO ASK!
PS. NOW I’LL TELL A SECRET, U KNOW Y I SOUND SO NICE? CAUSE IM U-G-L-Y AS AN OWL. HA HA HA!Other Places to go:
